Sunday, December 20, 2009

Sex pig Madonna


I am watching Madonna interviews on David letterman from the 90’s. The most popular one being the one from 96′. I have never been made so sick by a Hollywood star than I have just now when I watched this. I thought; if a pig could be a person Madonna is what it would look like. She tries to make David look like he is obsessed with her to try and make him look like a pervert or something, but it all fails for her. She has the nerve to get mad at him for talking about her sex life while at that same time she was trying to force it in everybody’s faces with her ‘sex book’.
She lost her talent a long time ago and now she is just some rich Hollywood wash-up still forcing her presents on everybody, riding on the wave of money she made when she was younger. We can’t get rid of her. I know it seems like way too much time has gone by since this happened but I just now saw it. I wasted a lot of time in the 90’s.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Paris Hilton's life part 3

Paris was spoiled so much as a child that soon nothing her parents gave her could make her happy. She soon realized that the only way she could be happy again was to break out of the confines of her family home and force the world to experience her crap.

Paris Hilton's life part 2

After many years Paris's slime gave way to the smell of a rotton egg as she continued to stink up the world and make life miserable for everyone else around her.

Paris Hilton's life part 1

Paris Hilton has really pissed me off over the years by hogging and taking up too much air time on tv and space on the Internet, so I have decided to take my frustration out on her with this series of posts telling of Paris's life as I see it.



On February 17 1981 A slimy Paris Hilton was crapped out of her mom. Who knew how much more slim this child would produce.

What is it like to be pregnant, Hmmm.....


I am a guy, and for a long time I have wondered what it would be like to be a pregnant woman... I think it would be hell. So what is it like for you chicks to carry around such a fragile, unattractive, inconvenience like that all the time, sorry that last part was a little bit of my ignorance shinning through. I like kids and I think it is a blessing to have children in your life but I don't know if I would be willing to take on the responsibility and scariness of being pregnant, if I was a woman that is. My hat is off to you ladies.


Victoria Secretes cotton sleep shirts

Is this fashion or did Victoria Secrets steal this outfit from a little girl from a Rainbow brite toy commercial.

Orphan Annie looking dress



think it looks good and I wouldn't mind being seen with a woman wearing it, but, at first glance to me it looks like a higher end version of Orphan Annie's dress.